James Vermouth, Newsman|
James Vermouth, Newsman was a local news anchors with a passion for journalism. His came to discover that his true love, however, was actor Jeff Goldblum. When Goldblum announced he was to appear in town at an albino squirrel charity event, James Vermouth, Newsman knew that he had to attend himself.
James Vermouth, Newsman signed off from this life when Jeff Goldblum was taken away by an energy explusion of Slick's "telepod." Unable to deal with what appeared to be the disintegration of his idol, he stabbed himself in the gut and immediately bled to death.
James Vermouth, Newsman is portrayed by Matthew Muhl.
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