- Anderson Tyrone
- Diane Buttercup
- Doctor Leon
- Edgar Juglan
- Elliot Wong
- Elvis
- Grom Corbis
- Henry Kissinger
- Innocent Stagehand
- James Vermouth, Newsman
- Jeff Goldblum
- Joey Bagwell
- K'Iarik del Monte (Kirk Monty)
- Kathleenna Gin
- Layme Orgasma
- Lord Roger von Bloodshire
- Macmillious Rouchedoure
- Officer Murtagh Boklovah
- Oliv Gardino
- Pépe
- Piggles the Waiter
- Random Stagehand
- Richard Nixon
- Ron the Farmer
- S'Larik del Monte (Slick Monty)
- Satan
- Silvan Summers
- Sir Donny Q. Donderly
- Tina
- Tom
- Trevor Littlefield
- Will Vodka, New Man