A kindergarten teacher, Diane Buttercup also has the distinction of being Elvis' girlfriend. They met at the Grocer's Paradise supermarket one Sunday; Elvis was shopping for peanut butter and Diane was shopping for bananers. It was instant magic. Either that, or Diane was just desperate and Elvis was the first guy who came along. Later that night, she infected him with a burning genital disease.
Her relationship with Slick, on the other hand, is less than cordial. Elvis brought him along on their first date, and ever since she's had a slight distaste for "Spanish Mexican," even going so far as to mace him one time when Slick asked her for her new goldfish.
Diane Buttercup is portrayed by Mariola Schmid.
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