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Will Vodka, New Man

Will Vodka, New Man took over for James Vermouth, Newsman following the latter's unfortunate suicide. Not as prone to celebrity worship as his predecessor was, he seems to be a more stable choice for anchor of a small-time television station. This is a good thing. A lack of dignity, professionalism, and doing the job well keeps people from taking breaking news seriously.

Will Vodka, New Man is portrayed by Matthew Muhl.

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